During Chinese New Year, I had many "first times".
1) I heard this cousin of mine speak for the first time in my life. If you are wondering about her age, she is 14 years old.
2) This is pretty much an add-on to the first one. I watched the her playing a game of poker with my brother and some other cousins. Usually, she would watch the TV the whole day. She would not interact with others at all.
3) I rode into a tree. Well, I approached a turn too fast and could not turn in time.
4) I played mahjong using poker cards.
5) Stuffed a drink can with loads of explosives and detonated it. It was fun, you should try it too. :D Warning: Be sure to sprint to a safe stop afte
r you have lit the fuse. Preferably behind a big pillar away from the drink can.
6) Some aunt of mine said that I look more like my father. Well, she is the first to say that.
Top 5 ways to use fireworks aka explosives
1) Stuff them all into a drink can or any kind of a container. Next, lit the fuse of one and run away. Warning: Fragments of metal may be sent flying in high speed. A stuffed drink can will be able to cause the same amount of damage as a grenade.
This is what may happen to the drink can if you only fill 10% of the drink can.
2) Throw it at your neighbor's dog.
3) Lit the fuse and throw it into a drain and cover it up. After it explodes, take out your 10 mega pixel camera and take a photo of the smoke the may be generated.
4) Give it to the little poor kid you meet on the road along with a lighter. Next, teach him how to use the lighter and the explosive.
5) Stuff one into an ant's hill and light the fuse. Warning: Sand may be scattered into the air during explosion. Do cover you eyes.
Update:
I have added music to this blog if you have not realized. Well, it is "Tonight" by FM statics. I think that it is a great song and guess what! IT SUITS THE THEME OF THIS BLOG!!
Amazing right?
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