First important event: Bintan!!!
Okay, basically we went to Bintan for our VIP challenge which was very much to tekan us. I think. It was a week long and happened on 8th of March to 12th of March. Well, that is about two weeks ago and I am bad at remembering things that long ago. So, I will just go through briefly what exciting and cool things happened during the week. Please mind my english, I am kinda chionging here. Therefore, I will not really pay much attention to my english. Sorry about that.
I could say that the Bintan trip was as bad as a BB camp, or is it worse? No wait, nothing can be worse than BB. For the first few days, we slept in tent and did not get to enjoy the luxury of a hotel room. Well, this was not that bad. For the first and second day, we got to use the toilets. However, the toilets were only consisted of the very basic components. This means that it did not have a mirror, a flush and proper lighting. Well, I thought that things could not be worst than this in the VIP challenge but I was wrong. It was called the VIP CHALLENGE for a good reason.
Of course, we visited various villages during the trip. Most of the villages we went were fishing villages. As suggested by the name, the villagers fish and their houses are above the sea/water. The houses were connected by bridges and these bridges are not as secure as you think. Example: Darius, Yash, Afiq and company were going to houses giving them food. As the villagers were mostly malays (i think), they did not understand English. As a result, they had to communicate in malay. As Darius and Yash were not well versed in Malay, the villagers could not understand them. To make things worse, Afiq teased them by suaning them in malay. Yash got excited as he could understand part of the suaning and started jumping on the bridge. Afiq got excited and started jumping too. All of a sudden, the bridge broke and all of them fell into the water.
On the third day (i think), we dragon boated to KM40, which was one of the campsites that we were going to stay at. NOW THAT IS WORSE. The toilet was basically a hole in the ground with two planks on the ground for you to step on and four sheets of canvas forming the "walls". Guess what? Thats right! Someone left a pile of shit on one of the planks. Next, Hans added another pile to the collection due to his awesome-ness. Now, this is the worst part. SOMEONE STEPPED ON THEM!!! AWESOME RIGHT? I could not stop laughing every time I think of it. Haha.
Before the camp itself, we were flooded with homework. However, I thought all the homework were simple and could be finished in time. BUT WE WERE WRONG. Everyone was chionging homework during march holidays which did not feel like a holiday at all. That week was terrible. Lots of work and everyday we had to sleep late. However, it appears that I sleep the earliest in class during this period. I wonder why.
Oh yeah, Jeremy, Alvin and me came up with this brilliant theory. It is call the theory of essence. Here is a summery of it:
Time is of the essence.
Hence, Time = essence.
Humans eat chicken.
Chickens eat worms.
Worms eat earth.
Worms eat the essence of the planet = Worms eat essence.
By the concept of you are what you eat,
sub Time = Essence into the equation.
Worms = Time
Chickens = Time
Humans eat Chicken
Hence, people who eat chickens gain time!
This is explained by the following equation:
Amt C - T = Time gained.
Amt = amount of
C = Chickens
T = Time to eat the chicken
Time gained = TIME GAINED (duh)
Note: Humans ≠ Time. The concept of you are what you eat do not apply to humans. If not, humans = beef, humans = tomatoes, humans = potatoes.
Hence, it can be derived that humans are NOT what they eat.
By the way, HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHERYLINE. I WISH THAT YOU WILL GET MORE AWESOME AND FLUFFY. HAHA JUST JOKING.
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